Now that the Taliban has better P.R. than Mexico due to the "Mexican" Swine Flu crisis, it's time for drastic measures, a master stroke to get the upper hand and change the conversation.

While the Mexican government is busy promoting that Cancun is safe with tax breaks to MTV's The Real World, KissKissBang!Bang! preffers to go viral and cheap.

STEP #1

Let's find the Mexican Chris Cocker and record:

Leave Mexico Alone!! How dare you?!

Our good friend "El Gonzalez" has recorded a version, make your own, the script after the jump...

Leave Mexico Alone - Script

How can anybody out there dare to make fun of Mexicans after all they've been through, they've lost their edge, they have the swine flu and are taking precautions, and all that the media cares about is about making headlines, confirming cases of influenza that are NOT A/H1N1 and adding them up.

Mexicans are HUMANS!!!

What you dont realize is that Mexico is making you all this money with their outsourced labor and upcoming Hobbit prequels directed by Del Toro and you continue to write crap about it.

LEAVE MEXICO ALONE, you're lucky they are performing up to par in prevention, maybe they'll decide to stop wearing surgical mask and then IT'S GONNA GET MEDIEVAL ON YOUR ASS!!!  W.H.O. LEVEL 75 or something!!!

LEAVE MEXICANS ALONE!!!  HOW DARE YOU, HOW DARE YOU (crying, crying)  LEAVE MEXICO ALONE, RIGHT NOW I MEANT IT...  anyone who has a problem with Mexico you deal with me, cuz it's not well right now, (crying, crying) let it go...